Girlie Wisdom! a little something a friend sent to me...I loved it so I had to share it!

• 1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills.. she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.


• 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.


• 3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.


• 4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.


• 5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.


• 6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.


• 7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.


• 8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.


• 9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers'.


• 10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!


• 11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!


• 12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.


• 13.. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!